Hail to the V!

Funny, very funny, but flawed, oh so flawed.

Now I don't advocate not washing, but Napoleon didn't return to Josephine because her cradle of civilisation smelt like a bloody rosegarden. He asked her not to wash 'til he got home from battling it out with the Russians. And in medieval times, it would have been extremely hard to wash around that damn chafing chastity belt. As for the Egyptians...where did they wash their nile deltas safely with all those asps around?

Anyways, attraction is carnal and based on smell and eau naturale is good and sexy and as we gals know, anything that's floral and overperfumed is a guaranteed thrush giver. But for some reason, the Americans are obsessed with body wash this and douche that. While we Brits are not quite so uptight about using the same wash for the northern and southern hemispheres.

Will Summer's Eve go down well over here? No, but it did make me titter!