Machete 2010 trailer

10 rollicking reasons to love this don't-fuck-with-me film!

1. It's called Machete.

2. Danny Trejo is very ugly, but very macho and...you would. He was Tough Prisoner #1 from 1991′s Wedlock.

3. Machete decapitates 3 people at once in the first 10 minutes and a naked woman hides a mobile phone in her fahita.

4. It's classic OTT shlock Rodriguez!

5. The women are all smart and kick-ass!

6. Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan all have cracking roles, great lines and sizzle!

7. The men ain't so bad either, check out la creme of Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson, Steven Seagal, Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Cheech Marin and Tom Savini.

8. It's very violent and bloody.

9. It's also darkly humorous.

10. Machete rides off into the sunset...in more ways than one.