Ha ha! Peter Kay's pithy put-down summed up Liam's swaggering arrogance and the mood of the audience at the Brits.
Doncha' just love him - make him a National Treasure I say! Any road, here are more Peter Kay gems:
On Lady GaGa:
"This lady is to fashion what Michael Jackson's doctor is to prescriptions. She's the only lady I know who gets her dresses at Ikea. It's New York's answer to Su Pollard."
On Mika:
"A previous Brits winner who's sold more records than The Beatles... in Kenya."
On Jay-Z:
"My nanna's favourite, young Jason Zed."
On JLS:
"An all black male version of Bucks Fizz."
On Noddy Holder:
"A British rock legend, he's just about to record the theme to the new James Bond film."
On Kasabian:
"Here with a moving tribute to Michael Jackson, it's Leicester's answer to Aswad."
On Robbie Williams:
"Stoke on Trent's answer to Shakin' Stevens."
On Ash Wednesday remember..."from dust you came and dust you shall return" So give Mr Sheen and the duster a rest today eh!
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