I love R6 for it's ecletic play of music etc and before Xmas I heard performance poet Murray Lachlan Young read one of his poems. I was completely hooked. His poems are so funny and irreverent and I'm gonna feature one a day for a week because they're funny and uplifting and we could all do with a bit of lightheartedness to brighten up gloomy January.
With an eye for a thigh and an old fashioned pie
With the chicken McNugget his rallying cry
Here comes Boris Johnson so scousers beware
In bounds the bozzer that stray polar bear
He’s guffing out gaffs for the corps to guffaw
“Oi say something Boris! Yeah, food then the war”
It’s not until Bozzer is loose with his tongue
You could say that the conference has really begun
As the Blair is the Blair as the Hoff is the Hoff
Well the Bozzers the Bozzer the punk rockers toff
A blancmange on a bicycle bluff and obtuse
Like a golfing celebrity what is his use?
No, he’s too good for politics he should be king
So lets kneel to show fealty and kiss Bozzers ring
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