Life through a lens

Life through a lens

Sunday, 30 August 2009

Turette’s guide to not-so-great Britain





(best read with a Lancashire accent in your head)

Fucking bank holiday Bastard weather
Fucking queues on the M6, M1, M18
Fucking queues at Asda
Fucking BOGOFs
Fucking bored ASBO kids
Fucking overpriced meals out
Fucking overrated meals in
Fucking overpaid footballers
Fucking dogshitty fields
Fucking crappo telly
Fucking drunken yobs
Fucking fat fuckers
Fucking great!

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